The end of the world!

I started this blog because I have alot of thoughts. I was told its because I am ADD. My thoughts today are this. I have spent all weekend watching The History Channel playing marathons of any and all possible ways Armageddon is about to happen in 2012. Well, Yesterday when I started watching it, I was a little sad and scared, then I woke up today and its still playing so I watch some more. I started to realize that it distracted me from my responsibilities at home, so I peeled my ass of the couch and addressed my son about a cough he has and realized he has fever so as a 13 yr old boy has it in his blood to be the winiest he can be clinging to my ass for dear life. I gave him Robitussin and felt excited it would put his ass to sleep, wrong he fought it and still clung to me but he was drunk from the medication. Now I am babysitting my drunk kid and still can't get stuff done. I convinced him to lay down for an hour and asked my significant other if he needed help getting his media room together of course he did and I love to involve myself in his interests so we started putting his couch together. Well, he could'nt find his socket wrench and went downstairs to look. After about 10 minutes of waiting I yelled at my son and asked where David is. He yells he left???? What the hell I am waiting and he did not tell me he was leaving so I went downstairs and cleaned my kitchen spic and span. He gets back as I am finishing and all he said is "Im Sorry" men, I swear! I went back up stairs to finish helping him and as soon as we were done my dizzy son started following me around so I made him lay on the couch with me and watch History Channel show us the end of the world. I look over and he was distressed. I asked what was wrong he wouldn't answer me then he starts crying. I asked ,"why are you crying?" He said," I don't want the world to end in 2012." At that moment I realized 2012 is taking too long to get here.